For those of you that don't know about "Not me! Mondays, its a fun way to be brutally honest about what you didn't do...but did do. Click on the link above to see the originator of the not me mondays.
I did not wear a necklace on top of my head because it was not a gift for my birthday from a student.
While not wearing this necklace on my head, I did not hear my students trying to get my attention that there was not a strange (not good looking) man standing in my classroom
I did not blush when this man did not tell me he liked my crown. I did not squeek to him that it was my birthday while still not blushing.
After the man (Hall Co Occupational Therapist) worked with one of my students he did not try to talk to me in front of the whole class. My students did not incessantly giggle while I talked to him.
After he left, one of my students did not yell "Ms. Geer, Norma said that's your ex!" I did not tell my students while not stammering that I had never seen that man before in my life. Another student did not then yell "Ms. Geer, you think he's hot!" I then of course continued the lesson without any stammering or blushing.
Later, when walking to lunch, my class and I did not run into "HOT" (Hot Occupational Therapist) when going to lunch. One of my girls did not exclaim, "Ms. Geer there's your boyfriend!" in a not very unannoying voice. When leaving the cafeteria I did not run into HOT again and he did not open the door for me as I did not giggle by.
The students next door did not write me a hysterical book of "Dating Advice for the Single Woman or How to Catch a Man" for my birthday present. I will not take this advice to heart in my "hunt" for a man.
